The Illustrated Ray Hudson

An Illustrated guide to the wit and wisdom of
Ray Hudson, football commentator.
"This is a gangster goal from Barcelona, and it’s Xavi that’s holding the revolver."
10 Dec. ‘11

"This is a gangster goal from Barcelona, and it’s Xavi that’s holding the revolver."

10 Dec. ‘11

“Meanwhile, Pepe is in the locker room thinking ‘and I got a yellow card for putting lipstick on a player?’”
17 Dec. ‘11

“Meanwhile, Pepe is in the locker room thinking ‘and I got a yellow card for putting lipstick on a player?’”

17 Dec. ‘11

"Big man, moving like a ballet dancer, there."
26 Aug. ‘12

"Big man, moving like a ballet dancer, there."

26 Aug. ‘12

"Barcelona have looked like a five-pound chicken trying to lay a ten-pound egg all night."26 Aug. ‘12

"Barcelona have looked like a five-pound chicken trying to lay a ten-pound egg all night."

26 Aug. ‘12

"They’re like a happily married couple, Messi and Dani Alves. Messi washes, Alves dries. Fabulous together."3 Dec. ‘11

"They’re like a happily married couple, Messi and Dani Alves. Messi washes, Alves dries. Fabulous together."

3 Dec. ‘11

"Barcelona like a runaway steam train now and it’s Cesc Fabregas who’s piling the coal on, shoveling it in."
3 Dec. ‘11

"Barcelona like a runaway steam train now and it’s Cesc Fabregas who’s piling the coal on, shoveling it in."

3 Dec. ‘11

"Burger King boys Getafe say ‘I’ll have fries with this’ tonight."
26 Nov. ‘11

"Burger King boys Getafe say ‘I’ll have fries with this’ tonight."

26 Nov. ‘11

"[Real Madrid has] a great recipe but it’s got to bring the bun out of the oven. It’s got to be a nice cake in the trophy room this year."

6 Nov. ‘11

"[Real Madrid has] a great recipe but it’s got to bring the bun out of the oven. It’s got to be a nice cake in the trophy room this year."

6 Nov. ‘11

"Take a picture of this, Cristiano, and send it to all your friends. Nice style from the Rudolph Valentino lookalike."
6 Nov. ‘11

"Take a picture of this, Cristiano, and send it to all your friends. Nice style from the Rudolph Valentino lookalike."

6 Nov. ‘11

"Better balance than a Greek belly dancer on a surfboard, Marcelo."
26 Oct. ‘11

"Better balance than a Greek belly dancer on a surfboard, Marcelo."

26 Oct. ‘11