“This is a gangster goal from Barcelona, and it’s Xavi that’s holding the revolver.”
10 Dec. ‘11
“Meanwhile, Pepe is in the locker room thinking ‘and I got a yellow card for putting lipstick on a player?’”
17 Dec. ‘11
“Big man, moving like a ballet dancer, there.”
26 Aug. ‘12
“Barcelona have looked like a five-pound chicken trying to lay a ten-pound egg all night.”
26 Aug. ‘12
“They’re like a happily married couple, Messi and Dani Alves. Messi washes, Alves dries. Fabulous together.”
3 Dec. ‘11
“Barcelona like a runaway steam train now and it’s Cesc Fabregas who’s piling the coal on, shoveling it in.”
3 Dec. ‘11
“Burger King boys Getafe say ‘I’ll have fries with this’ tonight.”
26 Nov. ‘11
![“[Real Madrid has] a great recipe but it’s got to bring the bun out of the oven. It’s got to be a nice cake in the trophy room this year.”
6 Nov. ‘11](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luj0mhpL4Z1r5yi52o1_500.jpg)
“[Real Madrid has] a great recipe but it’s got to bring the bun out of the oven. It’s got to be a nice cake in the trophy room this year.”
6 Nov. ‘11
“Take a picture of this, Cristiano, and send it to all your friends. Nice style from the Rudolph Valentino lookalike.”
6 Nov. ‘11
“Better balance than a Greek belly dancer on a surfboard, Marcelo.”
26 Oct. ‘11
